[Hugh R]

From the news article..."Abdu told soldiers of his dream of receiving 70 virgins in heaven, which his dispatchers had promised him, and said that he had been tempted by the promise of sexual relations with the virgins. He said that he had been bullied at school for his poor academic performance and that he had wanted "to be a hero"

When Osame Bin Laden got to the pearly gates he was met by George Washington who promptly kicked him in the balls. Then Thomas Jefferson came out and hit him over the head with a 2" by 4". James Madison came out and poked him in the eye. This went on for a while until the prophet Mohammed came out and Osama said to him, "WTF"? Mohammed says "I said when you died as a martyr, you'd be met by 70 Virginians, what did you think I said?".