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Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and
are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came
home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him
all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive
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