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My dad (from Det) had a joke about the Lions.
Students were asked to tell the class what their dads did for a living.
Jimmy: My dad is a policeman.
Bobby: My dad is a mechanic.
Billy: My dad is a naked dancer in an all-mens strip club.
After the gasps and giggles the teacher pulled Billy aside and said, “why would you say that? I know that’s not what your dad does”. Billy replied: “Do you think I want my friends to know that he plays for the Lions”?
My dad would never believe how good they’ve become if he were here to see it.
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Mike
“I wouldn’t want to live under the conditions a person could get used to”. -My paternal grandmother having immigrated to America shortly before WWll.
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