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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,326
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Old Joke:
Doctor tells a man he's got 6 months to live.
"Oh no! What do you recommend?"
"If it were me, I'd marry a Mormon gal and move to Murray Utah"
"What? Why?"
"You'll be more than ready after 6 months"
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome"
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