I had a girlfriend called Lisa. She thought she was the smartest person on earth, and the duty of us lessor beings was to serve her.
She could quote anything she had ever been told or taught, but was stupid at figuring out anything new. Or anything that she hadn't been shown how to do by someone else.
I said to her a definition of being smart is to make as much money as you can for as little work as possible so therefore you will never be as smart as me
