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Strategy hatched. My wife is working so she’s safe. Me: I’m gonna show up late. I took her porridge this morning and told her I have a meeting at work first, then I’ll rush over. I’m not going to eat at all. Feign mandatory diet - doctors orders.

I took my porridge over in a small food thermos. Piping hot. I poured it into her bowl. She didn’t seem to mind me washing the bowl first. Haha. I told her I was warming her bowl.