[Pazuzu]

This is an important thought experiment about time.

So, there are lots of things that are "time specific". The witching hour is 3am. Don't feed gremlins after midnight. There are many more, I'm sure.

But...let's say that you have a gremlin in your house, and you live in Boise City OK (in the panhandle). It's 12:05AM at your house, so you can't feed that gremlin. BUT...if you drive like 30 minutes NORTH or WEST, it's now suddenly 11:05PM!! That gremlin can now safely eat food. Why is it that the paranormal rules of feeding gremlins CHANGES suddenly, just because of our arbitrary time zones?

Another example. The witching hour of 3am, the time when you better be home safe in bed because the bad juju is most powerful. But...it's ALWAYS 3AM somewhere on the planet! Every single second of every single day is 3AM somewhere! Does that mean that it's ALWAYS the witching hour? And, for that matter, it's ALWAYS both SAFE and UNSAFE to feed gremlins?

Discuss amongst yourselves.