[Bill Douglas]

I was running out of bars I could still go to. So I stopped.

Umm, it was sort of an an alter ego thing I was into, so I've probably had about forty or fifty bar fights. I enjoyed the chaos, the sound of glass breaking, people screaming, chairs and tables flying. It was like a movie slowed down frame by frame - except for me who was going 2X speed. By day I was a freshly ironed white shirts and wearing a suit at the bank, and spoke with a private school accent.

So I stopped when cameras started appearing in bars. I've only been locked up twice for it but released the same evening because it was a self defence thing and I had the right to defend myself and others.

I dunno, but maybe the most memorable one was a Scottish sailor wanted to sit with us guys in a bar then got angry when my friend Kevin made jokes about how he talked. For some reason he hit me. I punched him so hard he and the chair flew over backwards then I knelt on him raining punches down on his face for about two minutes until the bar manager said to stop.

So all in all, lots of fun.