[Crowbob]

When Yogi returned home from Italy, Cardinal Spellman asked him if he had an audience with the Pope. Yogi said "No but I saw him." Then he was asked what he said to His Holiness. Yogi couldn't remember exactly, but he said he said, "Hello Yogi," and Yogi responded, "Hello, Pope."

Yogi had a gorgeous wife, 'Carm'. Somebody asked him something about that beautiful wife. Yogi says, 'We have a good time together, even when we're not together."