[VINMAN]

My last bar fight was short and sweet luckily. Had to be 30 something years ago.
Was in a club I went to now and then. I'm standing there talking to someone, all of a sudden I hear my girlfriends mouth behind me. I turn around, she's screaming at some guy and pointing at me. I'm like now what?? Apparently the guy grabbed her butt, and she's saying I'm gonna do something about it.
This guy was a big dude and was with a bunch of friends. I'm 5'7 probably maybe 140 at the time. My first thought was oh fuch I gonna get my azz kicked. But I had to do something. I went over and said nicely please keep your hand off her that ain't cool. Right away he gets in my face.. What do I do? I tell him back the eff off and shove him.( one of those things where as you're doing it, you're telling yourself you shouldn't be doing this...)
Next thing i know I'm half in the air flying over a couple of barstools. Thankfully the door guy and bouncers had been watching the whole thing, and jump right in. Saving me from a beating..

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