[Crowbob]

Just this afternoon I was shoveling snow off my sloped driveway. All of a sudden, I found myself sliding down the driveway backwards. Somehow I swung myself around so I was now sliding down the driveway frontwards, shovel in hand. Good thing too because I used the shovel to brace myself and prevent what would have been a spectacular feat of uncontrollability of my entire torso and all five limbs in mid-air.

Once I recovered I resumed work. For about a second.

Nope. Done for now. Nobody got hurt; the wiser you get the older you get and it's not the other way around.