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Originally Posted by Dixie
Women, leave your husbands home!
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I would stay home if -
She would write down a list.
Remember to bring the list to the store
Remember her reading glasses, so that she could actually read the list.
Lately, I've become a substitute for reading glasses and the list.
"What's the expiration date on this yogurt?"
"What else do we need?"
When she goes alone, it seems to take about 2 hours longer than if we go together. I can just imagine her wandering the aisles, trying to remember what to buy, and squinting at the labels.
I like looking for new flavors of soup. Leave me alone.