[Bill Douglas]

My Uncle Bill - I'm a Bill but purely coincidental I'm sure. Had a shootout with the neighbours and won.

They hung him for murder. But after having read all the details of it, it was a justified case of self defence.

I think a minor detail that didn't help his case was after the gunfight he chopped them up and fed them to the pigs.

So moral of the story is get a better lawyer, and maybe don't feed them to the pigs.