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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,377
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Your boss at work, the next time you wear those shoes in:
"Johnson! I don't know what's gotten into you, but I've never seen you as confident and capable as I have today! Come up to my office before you leave tonight, I want to discuss your future. We can start by discussing your new parking space! Keep up the good work! I've got my eye on you"
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome"
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