[chrismorse]

So, this blond woman is ripping down the road at about 90 and she is surprised to see blinking red lights behind her.
The Police woman, (also Blond) walks up to the car and asks for license and registration.
She pulls the registration out of the glove box, but can't seem to find the license in her purse.
She asks what the license looks like and the trooper replies, keeping it simple, "it has your picture on it"
The driver pulls a mirror out of the purse and hands it to the blond trooper, who replies in a surprised voice, "OH, if I'd known you were a trooper, I wouldn't have pulled you over.

sorry, when i was younger, i used to have blond hair, now itis just grey
c