"funny, that reminds me of a friend's first date.... the next morning everyone ambushed him with questions, "did you kiss her?"
"yes"
"WHERE?!!!????"
"on the porch...."
"NO DUMBASS, where on her face?""
From THREE AMIGOS
Girl: "Lucky, will you kiss me on the veranda?"
Chevy Chase: (pause) "face would be fine."