[Bill Douglas]

A funny art story for you.

I'm into do night classes in various things and signed up for sculpture class.

The first night we were given a lump of clay and told to work it until it became soft and mushy. Tutor said "Here is Michelle." and some chick was saying sorry I'm late etc. I didn't look up thinking it was another night class person attention seeking by turning up late and apologising.

When I looked up and there was a gorgeous naked female stretched out in the middle of the room. Woooo, that was good.

I quite enjoyed sculpture and I quite enjoyed Michelle, so got my money's worth out of that class. More fun that German language or computer programming haha.