[Isabo]

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to
get rid of him one day by driving him 20 miles from his home
and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was
walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 miles away. He
put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his
driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would
always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few hundred miles
away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was
a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the
phone, I'm lost and need directions."