[Dantilla]

I have a friend who, until recently, was a cop in my small town. He loved going to court, for two reasons- The look on the defendant's face when he showed up, and the money. If it wasn't during his scheduled shift, he was paid overtime.

He recently left law enforcement. He decided that with two little kidlets, he didn't want to have to put on a bullet proof vest every night just to go to work.