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Please don't complicate my life, McDs.
The only time I stop in is when I need a snack and a bathroom. You have great, clean bathrooms. I have even taken a 5hit in one of your bathrooms (major confession - who does that?).
I get a cheeseburger, small fries, and a medium diet Coke - every time. That's all I need. That's all I want. Cheeseburger, small fries, and a medium diet Coke - and a clean place to take a 5hit.
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