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Originally Posted by cantdrv55
Cherries aren’t good to me. A family friend went cherry picking last week and gave us a bagful. They were ripe, dark red/purple and delicious. Holy crap they gave me the worst stomach cramps and gas ever. And I only had four or five of them. I’ve never laid a fart at the gym until last week and I cleared the room. It was embarrassing.
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Your story reminds me of something my parents joked about way back when when we were kids. We were driving through the Pacheco Pass--that agricultural valley that runs east from Gilroy to I-5. It's dotted with fruit stands. We had pulled over to one, and my parents were amazed at how inexpensive the prices were and wanted to buy several pounds of the cherries. One parent joked to the other (in Chinese, so somehow it's funnier): "Even if you sh t your pants [from eating so much], you still have to buy it."