I have one 35 year old email I don't use much. I keep for the rare legitimate email I get from old friends or relatives. I go in and empty the spam box as there is rarely anything legit in the inbox.
Recently the "make my manhood bigger" and other enhancements have started showing up. I had not seen one of these in years. What next, my car warranty is about to expire.
The dumbest ones I get are for offers of low interest loans of 480,000K to my business. Dozens of them every week. I don't plan on ever borrowing money again, and if I did it would be with my local bank, and not some internet organization. I guess I have good credit.