I showed my wife how I pick a watermelon.
Heavy for its size and I also look for a predominant yellow patch where the thing has sat on the ground growing.
This summer? I suck! Tasteless, mealy, pale.. I found them all.
My wife will now walk up to a pile and pick one she thinks will fit in our fridge. Her choices are money. Sweet wet great texture.
I give up. I’m 0 for three. She is the opposite.