[Bill Douglas]

An old Chinese guy at the supermarket told me how to choose a watermellon. You tap the end where it had ben snipped off. It should have a crisp hollow sound - maybe you needed to be there at the time.

Some guys in the Greek Islands put on a watermellon party. They got a huge watermellon and half emptied it. Ate it I guess. Then cut holes near the open top and put long straws in. Then filled it with vodka. Yep, a good beach party.