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I live on a Culdesac. an impromptu block party happened a while back. beers wine..some room temp potato salad (nope).

back to the beers. several of my neighbors are cyclist. they had these cute bike manufacturer beer bottle openers, shaped like various things. an Alien head, a clawed hand (Ibis bikes). they worked okay, at best. I dont drink, so I ended up popping the bottles for "the ladies". (<---not how you are envisioning in your head right now). I ran into my garage and grabbed my Church Key. I'm not even close to the oldest person, so it was a well known tool, but FORGOTTEN. nobody still has one. I have two!!

there is no better bottle opener in my opinion. it has crazy traction on the lip of a cap, perfect leverage, the cap ends up in your hands every time. dont get me started on the coolest most nostalgic sounds when the pointy end pierces a can of chicken broth!!

I even use mine to pierce used up aerosol cans so I can put them in the aluminum bin. it has the grunt. I put a lanyard on mine at the party because it was at risk of walking away. the neighbors loved it. hahah....old people.