Shaun, I've seen pics of what you like, and I'm sure we would disagree.
The most memorable slice I ever had was a hole-in-the-wall place on Duval Street at 3 am. Not because it was great pizza, but it 'hit the spot'
My favorite "local joint" closed, but I miss their SOB slices(sausage onion bacon)
I rarely eat pizza now. If I'm going to eat a carb, it need to be special, like my wife's homemade bread.