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Reminds me of the blonde and the brunette sittings in a bar watching news coverage of a guy sitting on a bridge threatening to jump. The brunette says "Betcha $20 he jumps" The blonde says "You're on!"
Sure enough, he jumps, and the blonde takes a $20 from her purse and hands it to the brunette.
The brunette sez, "I can't take your money; I have to confess: I saw this story already on the 5 o'clock edition of the news."
"So did I" said the blonde, "I just didn't think he was stupid enough to do it twice."
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'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
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