Funny, Matt...a friend of mine recently moved back to Maryland after 5 years in Texas and lost about the amount you want to lose.
His quote, after losing the weight:
All my ex-lbs live in Texas.
He said lunch was, without cheese (I don't know how would he know
)), so good it got out of hand. He said when you are jonesing for a brisket for lunch after a sausage biscuit for breakfast, you need to call U-Haul.