I did a thing.
I think I mentioned before, when I retired from the workplace, they give you points on a rewards site to spend. Not a ton of points, certainly no gold watch, but I used most of the points for $400 worth of Guitar Center gift cards. I had to add a little on top but ended up with a 70th Anniversary Fender Stratocaster in a Surf Green Pearl. It doesn't do much inside, but it really sparkles in the sunlight. It's Mexican made, basically a Player spec guitar. I wanted to buy an American built one, but for my skills this fits just fine. Maybe the next one.
Picture from the website.