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Originally Posted by jhynesrockmtn View Post
Sometimes the worst friends to have are airline pilots and doctors. They talk about work too much and knowing how the sausage gets made is not my idea of fun.
Was working in the tower late one night.
Commercial aircraft checks in with "Guess who?".
Controller turned off all the runway lights and said "guess where".

Single runway we ran squeeze plays all day.
If the departure was slow to roll plan B was to send the AC short final around.
Then you have a piggy back over the runway followed by a star burst as they merge and separate.

You know why women have a hard time as atc?
All their lives they have been told this is 6 inches now its 6 miles.
Here to I------------------------------------I here was 6 inches now 6 miles.
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