My college buddy's '73 Mercury Capri (great cars btw) needed a qt. of oil with every other gas fill-up, had a Coleman cooler as a front passenger seat, and the driver's windshield wiper didn't work one beach trip... a clutch no one could drive without lotsa seat time... or beer....
"The CaprieceOfSchit"
Another had the 6-cyl version ... wish I had one now
