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Three old men are discussing their sex lives.


The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her
body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5
minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her
body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15
minutes."

The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I
rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made
love, and she screamed for 6 hours."

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, what could you have
possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the drapes."