There is not a hat made I can wear that I don't made look dorky.
The power of dork.
However, after many years in the sun, my skin guy gave me the same ultimatum: Wear a hat around the farm.
I bought two hats from Henschel Hat Company over five years ago and they have been excellent in protection and durability. They are also vented, which helps in my area. I also have a huge melon and their XXX fits.