[RoninLB]

The following are all replies that British women have put on the child support agency forms in the section for listing fathers details: These are genuine excerpts from the files.

"regarding the of the father of my twins,child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the child BE,But I believe he was conceived the same night."

" I am unsure of the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out the window when I was taken from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this would help."

"I do not know the identity of the father of my little girl.He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stilleto heel in one of the panels of the door. Perhaps you can check BMW service stations in the area and see if hes had it replaced."

"I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you cant be sure which one made you fart."