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just tell him you couldn't have been driving since you were banging his daughter and wife during a porno video shoot...and they would testify on your behalf but they were so messed up on quaaludes that they forget. But his mother, who was running sound on set, has a DAT master with your voice on it, but since you were using your stage name his wife and daughter kept screaming out "oh Isand, yes Island, do me Island!" so that doesn't help.
That's your story and you're sticking to it...
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