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Originally Posted by wdfifteen

Put the spare on (it has one, right?) send a wheel out, install it when you get it back and swap the spare for another wheel. Do this three more times.

This reminds me of a story. A guy was driving by the insane asylum and had a flat tire. While changing it he stepped on the hubcap and the lug nuts went flying. He could not find them, and was about to start walking to the next town. One of patients came by and said, “Why don’t you take one lugnut off of each remaining wheel and put your wheel back on. That will get you to the next town.
The guy said, “That’s brilliant! What is a smart guy like you doing here?”
“I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid.”

Dixie’s signature shows her Camaro as a ZL1, which I’d bet has staggered wheels. In this day and age she may not have a spare either, sadly that’s getting pretty common.