Here you go Steve, keep those fingers clean by waxing your chain instead!
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/1141488-waxing-bicycle-chains.html
I’m a couple years into doing it and I love it, I can run my hands over my chain and my hand stays clean. Bike doesn’t get covered in oily film and I never have to use degreaser on my bike.