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If I were doing predatory parking lot towing, these are the mfers I would search out and drag off to the yard at every possible opportunity that presented itself .
I knew a guy who had a fake placard, just because he was a lazy schlub , and thought he was cute cheating the system . Typical slovenly american guy who didnt want to walk the extray 75 feet into the grocery store, or Home Depot .
I wanted to toyna harding his knee cap while he was telling me about it .
Coming home from vacation one year, in the middle of the night , I pulled into a rest area after driving for more than 10 hours . I was the only car in the parking lot. I did not even notice, but I pulled dead center into the parking area, right smack in the only handicap parking spot in the entire parking lot .
When we came out of the restrooms, we were all surprised to see a Virginia State Trooper parked right at my car .
I nervously asked him if there was something wrong officer ? It was me my wife teenage son, and 2 year old son at that time .
He asked me if there was a reason that I parked in the only handicapped parking spot in the entire lot , when the lot was empty, while pointing at the sign.
Boy , did I feel like a tool .. I apologized profusely and tried to explain to the officer that I am the last guy on the planet to be a selfish jerk , and that we were just road weary . I think he believed me, not ticket and wished us safe travels . I deserved some good ole Virginia street justice for that move