Or so say my six and four year old granddaughters. What do they know? So, this morning while my son and daughter in law had them out and about, Bigfoot paid a visit to their secluded five acres on which they live in the woods.
Hasbro makes these big plastic Yeti (close enough) feet that strap on like a pair of sandals. Wearing these, I made a pass through their yard and left some pretty distinctive Bigfoot prints. Heh heh heh... "Bigfoot isn't real, grandpa." We'll see...
My only concern is that this might scare them. Anticipating that, I picked up a kids' story book from our local Bigfoot Espresso coffee stand in which a little boy gets lost in the woods. A big, kind hearted, friendly Sasquatch rescues him and reunites him with his family. I've emphasized over the years with them that Bigfoot is friendly, and helps people who run into trouble in the woods.
They haven't gotten home to see them yet. They should be there within the hour.