[Dixie]

As I was taking my seat at McDonald's, I couldn't help but notice the most handsome man and his five-year-old son. You see, the boy was tired, cranky, and being a pill about eating his lunch. The gorgeous father was doing his best to cajole the little boy to eat, right up until the toddler threw his burger on the floor. That was the gorgeous man's breaking point. He took the boy, put him over his knee, and started spanking. At that point I'd seen enough. I stood up, threw my burger on the floor, and exclaimed, "You need to fix my attitude too!"