^^^ LOL ... you'd fit right in a Floyds ...
True story ...
When I was a young pup and brand new at my 2nd major bank ... about 7-8 of us would eat breakfast for an hour in the basement of the RJR/Nabisco building next door/connected ...there was a barbershop with 4 chairs .... no waiting
'Cause it was filled with the same four execs .... every single day ... meh.
I got fat ... gained a bunch...
I just skip both now