I don't understand or appreciate any of the "modern art".

This does nothing for me. It looks like the drop cloth of a sloppy painter, yet the critics proclaim it art.

This too sold for insane money, and it is proclaimed as great art. I don't understand that at all. It ain't my money so I don't care. Or put another way, not my monkey, not my circus.

This is art!
I understand, art is all in the eye of the beer holder. I can't hold enough beer to appreciate a lot of what is proclaimed as art. Much like Opera, I will never appreciate that either.