[Crowbob]

Gauguin was an *******. He fancied himself as a swashbuckling sailor, abandoned his wife and abuncha kids and skipped out to Tahiti and subsequently died of syphilis.

The story goes that whilst they shared a room, Paul stole the pittance Vincent had managed to reserve for his regular bouts with absinthe thus precipitating their famous fight. Even so, Vincent was devastated by Gauguin’s abrupt departure.