[LWJ]

Funny story time. My eldest child, who is on the autism spectrum said as a child: "When I grow up, I am going to have 11 cats, 3 dogs, an iguana, and an octopus." I responded: "if you do that, you will have zero boyfriends."

Child: "Ok. Then one cat!"

I was telling a co-worker. She says to me "Is that my problem?"

I asked her how many cats she had.

"Thirteen."

My response: "Yes."


I am still in shock I didn't get written up for that. Pretty damn funny in my mind.