Fact- I am a dude and inept
Fact- I have 24 hours to get my act together.
I need random stocking stuffer ideas asap!!!!
Why do I post this?!? - well my wife (and I...) have pets (mostly hers... but that doesn't matter)

which have destroyed all the carpets. I have installed wood flooring everywhere. We would "like" some throw rugs and oriental carpets to dull the new pee free smells of the wood (laminate vinyl veneer - to be exact) flooring I so dutifully installed....
Now... My best idea at this moment is too throw a dog pee stained piece of carpet into her stocking and say "Congrats.... you get some throw rugs to go over the new floors.."
That's a terrible idea. Awful really, but it's been a stressful week.
The take home message... That^ recipe for disaster.
You can do better. Help me!