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Sonoma Coast Monday. a buddy got bumped two weeks ago.

I would crap myself. everyone tells me it is curiosity and missed identification..they have NEVER circled back around to finish the meal EVER.

I worked out the scenario. poop myself. flip my kayak right side up, and scramble back on board and sit in the warm pile in my shorts. I've practiced the moves, and I think a shark would put it into fast-mode.

and they call yellow kayaks YUM YUM yellow. they are the kayak punted mostly. my suit is unfortunately yellow. hahahha..