At work recently, we were discussing tattoos with a patient.
The gist of the conversation was tattoos were bad.
I chimed in "If I had of gotten a tattoo (when I was young), it would have probably been a Duran Duran tattoo, something like Simon Lebon tattooed to my butt"
The meaning was- when I was 10, that might have seemed cool, but not now.
Definitely not now. Times change. Taste change.
The patient misunderstood what I said, thought I actually got a Simon Lebon tattoo on my arse, and trying to be polite, said..."Well... I hadn't thought of that, BUT...THAT's wow, uhhhh, mmmm, what a cool idea."
Oh bullsh#$!!!! No. That's not a 'cool' idea.
I had to clarify I didn't have a Simon Lebon tattoo on my ass, and there would be nothing cool about that at all.
