[dhoward]

Bar jokes:
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

A 6 foot tall grasshopper walks into a bar. All of the patrons are stunned into silence as the grasshopper walks up to the bartender. Finally recomposing himself the bartender says "Hey, do you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Phil?"
[rimshot]