[Bill Douglas]

Was in the pub earlier telling my mate that joke about “what would you do if an epileptic had a fit in a bath.......Throw your washing in”

All of a sudden the bloke on the next table said
“my brother was epileptic & he had a fit in the bath & died”
Well I’d have been happy if the ground had swallowed me up.

“I said sorry to hear that mate, did he drown?”
He said “No he choked on a sock”