A couple of 'em I wear like a badge of honor: Never been on a cruise, never been arrested.
(That list isn't all that badass; badass is diving into a piranha infested river wearing only undershorts and clenching a big knife in your teeth, fighting an enemy to the death on a bridge railing 300 feet above a river, or driving the old Mulsanne straight in the pitch dark at night in the pouring rain in a 917 Porsche with only a couple of Cibie lights illuminate the road ahead)
